Shutdown a la Shock Doctrine

This morning I woke up and did my usual things. One of those things that I do is read my overnight tweets on my phone. I listen to many people in other time zones, and you know sometimes people are up all night, so the action never stops. This morning, there was one tweet in particular. This tweet was actually a retweet and that retweet said:

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So I read this and suddenly, I had all of these thoughts. So I began forming this blog in my head at that point, now here, 12 hours and 41 minutes later, I am telling you what I think:

Have you ever read the Shock Doctrine, by Naomi Klein (@NaomiAKlein)? well, I strongly suggest it…

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In this book and based on the research, writing and talks from this literary angel, there is a theory. I shant explain it fully. If I could, there would be no need for the book.. however, you could start here if you want to begin to understand. Why should you understand? Why not. Do you want to know what is going on around you? Or, at least, what might be? Here is an interview conducted between John Cusack (@johncusack) and Naomi regarding the principles/aspects of the Shock Doctrine effect:

and the rest of that:

so anyway, I’m reading this tweet/retweet this morning, my mind goes from one thing to the other. “Back to war.”, so true. So what is the real agenda here? I have some thoughts, though some call them conspiracy theories, I assume they are the ones who either don’t/won’t understand or.. they are the ones who want you to think it’s nonsense.

Here are some points/questions:

1. point: Oh no. We are so close to a government shutdown. What does that mean? Here’s a tiny summary, (so incomplete):

http://theweek.com/article/index/212411/a-citizens-guide-to-a-government-shutdown

So, here’s what happens. The media reports, “OMG the government could shutdown!” and we’re like, “what does it mean?” and the media reports, “You are going to be messed up! And more importantly, it’s going to cause trouble for the whole country’s economy! The soldiers might not get paid! The National Parks will close! (cancel your vacation!), and you can’t go anywhere, cause we’re not going to issue any new passports!” and we’re like, “OMG!” and the media says, “ALSO.. by doing all of this, we are not going to take in revenue from all of these federal places, and the DEBT WILL GROW!” and you know how we’re all very concerned about that. So..

Now we are all worrying. My cousin’s asking me if her Pell grant is going to be delayed for school, or if her husband, a Marine who has finished his term of service, will get his G.I. Bill to pay for his schooling. Will they be able to pay their bills next week? No one knows.. there is no real source of information online for the history of such things, either.. interesting..

So, what happens now? Well, here we are on Thursday, knowing the shutdown is tomorrow. All sources state there is NO agreement. Obama, a democratic president, is not in agreement with the suggestions made by the House, ruled by Republican majority, who has originally disagreed with the first budget proposal Obama set forth in the beginning. They feel there is room for cutting in the areas of Planned Parenthood. Who needs family planning, right? The Democrats say, no way.. let’s take the extra couple of billion out of the tax cuts issued to the wealthy class. This is also unacceptable. So now we are at a stalemate. Sure, we can just keep making moves, but in reality, there is no fair compromise. Both sides are standing for that in which they believe.

So what happens? The threat of shutdown. How serious! All these consequences! Well hey, you know what? If we just compromise for now.. we can get past this critical and horrid shutdown idea! I mean, if we shutdown, irreversible damage will surely occur. We all read about it in the Fox News and the Posts of all kinds.. So I suppose we will just have to do what we need to do! Making these small sacrifices now will buy time and allow us to keep operations going while we fight for the right to party, right?

Well.. that’s always worked before.

Sadly, we still are at war. Oh wait, did I say war? I meant warS. Yes, with an S. Against what? (shh.. it’s a secret). We are at war against “terror”. We are at war against “anti-democratic societies”. And etc. Well, are these wars that there is ANY likelihood we will win? Nay, I say. This is a strong effort, appealing to the hearts of men/women, saying, “we should be doing something! it’s our job as people to do something!” and “we will not let anyone take us down behind our backs!”. We have most recently been through such turmoil, prejudice, attacks and etc. that we have NO CHOICE but to retalliate, and even.. to attack preliminarily. Even if it means that we, the other people, suspend and give up (voluntarily!) our CIVIL RIGHTS, so that we can be safe. I mean, would you rather be violated and be safe on a plane, or would you rather just trust people and hope for the best, knowing you have a right to privacy? Well..

Anyway, I think you see where I’m going here. It becomes an issue. There is a major event. Even a “natural” disaster:

 

Oh, by the way, have you ever heard of HAARP?

Well, poor Japan! They have lost businesses, property, lifestyles, lives! What a catastrophe! And you know what? The USA gets a significant amount of automotive parts from Japan. I even heard many factories having to go on hold because parts were not available after the disaster earlier in March. I wonder if they will recover soon? Well, it’s ok, if they don’t, there are always hybrids coming into play very quickly here in America. Wait, we make plenty of them here, don’t we? (Ford and Chevy) And they don’t even use hardly any gas, do they? Well, what a bonus for the USA. Poor Japan.

It’s ok though, it may all seem strange, but it’s not like they’re trying to recreate the universe by finding the “God Particle” or anything. It isn’t as if the most powerful countries in the world have come together to build a pseudo-heaven station that wants to prove that the universe was created from a single particle and that they can recreate that particle, you know, just to see if they can. And even if they did, it’s not like it would be remotely unsafe or anything, cause if they did do it, any anti-matter, or black holes that formed here, underground our own planet would *most likely be immediately obliterated*. But we’re not talking about something like that.

Have you heard of the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) at CERN (aka European Organization for Nuclear Research):

http://public.web.cern.ch/public/en/lhc/Safety-en.html

I mean, it would be just insane to attempt to do God’s job, so to speak, recreate existence and all. I mean, we all know how it went last time people attempted to bypass Him, according to the Bible and all..

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So, I suppose I’ve made my point. If the public is shocked by something, they will be willing to accept any compromise to avert disaster. It will be a sad time (again) when we, the people, rejoice in the compromises that are made in an apparent effort to save us.

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But anyway, just some thoughts. Have a great day!

 

~3B

Untangle Your Heart

Sometimes we get into relationships or even careers or projects that require a significant amount of attention. Many are led to believe that the only way to do something, is to do it “whole heartedly”. When we hear this term, we believe that not giving everything we have will result in an unsuccessful outcome. It is in this way that we find ourselves becoming entangled with each other and with our projects, mistaking what we do for who we are. I am a wife, I am a mother, I am a daughter, I am a friend, but mostly, I am myself. Your title or label cannot be misunderstood by you or by others as your personality and your soul. Though it is good to put a piece of yourself into everything you do, you must remember to retain the rest for yourself. So often this is forgotten and obsessions, depression, loss of self are all resulting side-effects.

While being deeply committed to something is sometimes essential to a serious and significant unification, we overlook that this entangling may also cause another result. We may not be able to separate ourselves from our efforts.

When two people are walking down a path together, or similar paths, (ie. marriage) they often make the mistake of living “one life” and forget that they are also two different, though like minded people. 

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Just as these wires, when tied in knots, still produce a sound, they are also ineffective as a team because they cannot be separated and therefore not be used in two ears. Not only is it constricting to the wires, but it is not appealing to anyone wishing to hear the message that might be flowing through them. However, if they were to pull themselves apart, just enough… 

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They might find a way to walk their path/s together, finding each other in the process and still being able to play their beautiful music.

The point is, marriages, commitments of all types to work, friends, hobbies, etc. are not meant to be all-encompassing. Balance must be an integral part of the paths we walk or we will become handicapped, despite our greatest commitments. We are all walking separate paths, even when we choose to go the same direction as another, or towards a goal. If you walk off your road, you lose control of your destination. Freedom to be yourself is critical for your own life and without your own thoughts, feelings and sense of direction, you will have nothing to offer another person, project or anything else. Most importantly yourself.

Thanks for reading.

~3B

Hoarding is real.

Before I begin, I want you to know that I am disclosing personal feelings and stuff so.. if you choose to use this against me in any way, please know that I am a detective and I will see it. Also, if I see that you are using my triggers against me, I will punish you in the most upsettingly mental of ways. And that is also how I use my tools in defense of my mental pain. If you don’t then, please disregard this warning. Kthanks.

So yeah. I’m a hoarder.

You don’t know what that is? You think you know? Well, let me tell you what it is from a *real* hoarder.

I don’t know what all the shows say, but the shows told me that I was one of them. And it’s true. The irony here is that I am a Psychology student. I have the minor degree and all that. What happens in the end is that I acquired this degree cause I, as well as most of my family members are messed up and I wanted to understand that. As I earned this degree, and in the middle of the night, with babies (lots of babies) and one-handed typing my finals with a baby in other hand at 3am, etc.. I really learned that most people are effed up.

This made me feel better. I knew it would. That’s why I did it, but I didn’t know that then.

It also showed me that since I know this business first hand, I am the perfect person to help other people know this and fix it. Cause it can and SHOULD be fixed. What is happening is that you don’t know why you are this way. I used to not know, but now I do (although, knowing is only *half the battle* as G.I Joe said..), so I’m gonna tell you about me and then you can apply it to yourself or just carry on not doing anything about your own issues. It’s totally your call. :)

Here’s my little story. (and you probably should read this even if you think it’s irrelevant to you. honestly.)

I’m from your *average* American “broken home”. Divorces and step-parents. Abandonment issues, etc. But I have something that I think is in the lower percentile going on, as well. I have deaths. LOTS of deaths. (quick history:)

15: Parents divorced for many years. Mother remarried. Father alcoholic and 3 years sober. We had begun therapy and were making progress. It was the first time I thought life was gonna get good.

then: he dies. no warning. car accident. gone.

after that, very quickly.. I’m pregnant, (17), aunt dies, grandfather, grandfather, grandmother, brother. Yes, brother. Only brother.

So, what is a girl to do? I go into defense mode. Now, don’t get me wrong.. this whole thing is about how I’m a “hoarder”.

By the way, here is the definition of such:

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/hoard

Anyway, what it boils down to is that I have lost many people close to me. I compensate for that by keeping their stuff and stuff that reminds me of them. In reality though, it doesn’t matter. I have my memories already. If I lose my memory (which is a fear of mine), then it won’t matter if I have that stuff cause it won’t any longer mean something to me, you see?

So this became a habit for me. Keeping stuff to validate memories, in general. Anytime something cool happened, I felt I had to keep something to represent the coolness. For example, I have a briefcase. It’s my dad’s. In it was lots of his school stuff. He went to college later on in life (as did I, technically.. coincidence?). He was on the honor roll, Phi Theta Kappa etc. So that briefcase was important to me. As I move from 6 bedrooms to 2 1/2 I ask myself, can I *afford* (storage cost) to keep this? Will I trade money for it? The anser is no. I will take that notebook that has 7 pages of school work in it.. I will tear out the 7 pages, I will throw away the rest of the notebook or let my kids draw on it. Those blank pages never got to mean anything to him. So why? why should they become my shrine? no, no they should not.

But you see? The hoarder, she/he will keep *anything* that could possibly mean anything in the future. What if I wanted to be like, “look at those pages he never got to use” or whatever… In the long run, I am having to have a super-huge purse so I can keep band-aids and a can-opener and for what? so I can be prepared. So no longer can anything ever catch me off-guard again. As long as I live. Like I was off-guard when all those people died. You think it’s forever? No. It isn’t. The lesson learned here is:

You can be as prepared as you want, but life still happens. A can-opener in your purse will not prepare you for searching the Shenandoah River for your brother. So, let that shit go. You can’t make it all better if you keep that paper. What is going on here is, for me, I am keeping shit for the future. I have now learned to plan for people not being there later. I keep the art, the pictures, etdc. and honestly, when I look at them, I think, “this will be a great pic to remember him/her by.” That is destructive.

I put it on my relationships, etc. “oh, when he/she’s gone.. etc” and I assume they will eventually be gone. Either through death or abandonment. So I keep things. If I have things, I have tangible things. You see? I believe people will go and if I have things I can touch and remember them by, it’s the best I can do to control something that I can’t control.

So that’s why I keep things. I attach memories to the things, and it’s just like all the shows say.

It’s like this, which is where the comedy comes in: (PS I sooooo should be an actor.. not that I’m lying, but I have an ability, you know?):

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so anyway.. ask me if you want to know.. who shouldn’t want to know more about anything? I couldn’t imagine. :)

Peace. And hoarding is a real problem. It’s a defense mechanism for the seemingly rock-hard. It’s not disgusting, it’s real. It’s all we have. Remember, when u r hurting, we are your rock. So who is ours? We are. Not because you’re not willing, but cause we are the rocks and rocks don’t ask. You see?

Anyway, I’m not sure I made my point, but what I was thinking is that:

I’m having a really hard time cause I’ve been a *hoarder* for my whole life. So, this week, while I move from a 6-bedroom to a 2-bedroom, I don’t just pare it down, I throw away my memories. While I know that’s irrational, technically, it’s still happening to me. I am having a hard time. But like Emily said to me, “Can you picture all these people sitting around in therapy being like, ‘ah hhahahaaaahhahahha’? well no. Therapy is not usually pleasant, like she stated. And she is right. Like she and Tony tell me, sometimes you have to let go. Keeping the ‘stuff’ won’t change anything. Will it? No.

There are things to keep.. ie: my brother bought a sword once. It was his own money he saved and it was at this antique store. We called it antee ques. but anyway.. i remember the day. He loved that sword. I have it. My dad gave him a wagon. I have it. etc. I don’t know why he kept that magazine. It’s going now. His dresser? I used it til it fell apart. Literally. It’s going. I may shed a tear, but I will not forget and I did not do him wrong by letting things go.

So, I am now a recovering hoarder. Learn from this. It’s serious and it will kill your life, relationships, kids, and your home. Let it go. Tell me if you need help cause I am on the uprise and I can tell you what I know.

Kthanks.

Knowledge is power.

~3B

 

 

How to make WTF pie

This recipe can only be made by three small children. Adults cannot achieve the desired result. This is the perfect gift for a pesky neighbor or family member.

You will need the following ingredients:

Ingredients

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Nutmeg

Pumpkin Pie Spice

Ground Coriander Seed

Basil Leaves

Ground cinnamon

Cinnamon

Dill Weed

Ground Ginger

Thyme Leaves

Ground Allspice

Oregano Leaves

Ground Nutmeg

Curry Powder

Ground Cumin

Season-All Crusting Pieces (large container)

Confectioners Sugar (large bag)

Saffron (Since this is the most expensive spice you can buy, be sure to use it all)

Vanilla Extract

3 Envelopes Kool-Aid Drink Mix (grape and fruit punch flavors)

Commercial-sized package of Reeses Pieces

Box of Neon Birthday Candles (broken into pieces)

Dark Red Couch

Dark Red Loveseat

Dark Red Area Rug (deep pile)

Plastic Princess Desk

*mixture should be prepared in a living room setting with no utensils.

**be sure to include the hiding of the vacuum attachments during the prep process

***mixture must be prepared by three small children. Adults are incapable of the necessary joy that will be produced.

 

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Step 1:

Dump all ingredients in a haphazard manner all about the living room setting. There should be sounds of joy, jumping around, and playful bliss when doing the dumping. Scatter the ingredients about equally. Be sure to drizzle Vanilla Extract on the dark red carpet in concentrated areas. This will allow for a paste/caking effect when the sugar/spice mixture is applied.

While dancing about, be careful to toss the ingredients up into the air. This will create the wonderful doughnut shop/Indian restaurant scent that will permeate the air in the home for up to 9 days to follow. This is the most special aspect of the gift recipe because it will linger no matter how many times or for how long the doors or windows are opened.

Scatter the Reeses Pieces all about and probably even hide some in careful and secret locations.

Step 2:

Place handfulls of the mixture onto the couch, loveseat and princess desk. Use hands to smear the darkest ingredients on the princess desk, (this is more condusive to the color-contrast artsy look). Use your toes to smear and smash the mixture into the dark red carpet. Do this in a grinding manner to be sure the ingredients are thoroughly deepened into the pile. Be sure to use kicking motions. Additionally, shake your covered-with-dust hair all about so that a fine covering of the powders will be swept into crevices, not to be discovered for some time. This will lead to the long-term scent effect.

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(princess desk)

Step 3:

Take your hands and feet and directly place them on any clean areas of the dark red couch and loveseat.  This is similare to a signature. Also at least one child should sit onto the couch, in order to leave a full-body mark. This will greatly please the residents of the home at first-sight.

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Step 4:

Print the following note and place it somewhere conspicuous:

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Vacate the premises promptly. If caught, immediately begin to place blame and/or tattle on the surrounding children.

FINAL APPEARANCE:

Result

 

Good luck on your creation and have a great time giving this gift to that special someone. :)

PS. This is a true story.

PPS. I highly recommend buying this vacuum cleaner. I don’t know what kind it is, and I can’t go check or the baby will see me and not go to sleep anymore. I will tell you later, but I really did buy it at Wal-Mart. Can you tell me where to shop for “Vacuum of the Year” award trophies? thanks.

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~3B

The business of pretending to be friends (aka Politics)

So, random thought… why do people pretend to be friends?

Multiple possibilities come to mind; to prevent embarassment, to avoid the truth, lack of confidence, etc. For this purpose, I will focus on one point. Let’s go with deviance.

So, Congressman Joe Schmoe is having lunch with Congressman Joe Blow. Schmoe says, “so, how’s the family?” Blow says, “oh great, little Suzie, can you believe it? She’s graduating in a few months! Off to college, but we’re having a little trouble getting her into Harvard.” Schmoe: “Oh really? Say, I have a brother-in-law working in admissions over there (he grabs out his phone).. ‘Hey, Bill, yeah, it’s Joe. Listen, I’m sitting here with Congressman Blow and he says little Suzie is having some trouble getting her paperwork through.. you think you could take care of that for him? Great, thanks buddy, see you at the barbeque Saturday.’ There you go, Blow, no problem” Blow: “Hey, thanks Schmoe, I can always count on you. That was really great! Let’s eat!”

(Two weeks later, official Congress business):

Schmoe to Congress: “And I think you will find that Congressman Blow is fully backing this proposal to kill innocent puppies to support the district’s cake-baking program..” (all eyes on Blow, especially Schmoe with a raised eyebrow)

(Blow flashes back to lunch at the Vienna Inn last month.. stands up with caution and remorse, thinking only of his daughter’s future) “Absolutely, this is a much needed motion.”

And that is one of the ways that laws come into force.

This is what is wrong with ass-kissing. This can be done in the most sinister ways. Blow knew that he would owe Schmoe his tail in Congress one day. Yet, he took the favor. He didn’t even ask! Schmoe knew he had the upper hand and did the favor just to secure the backing on his motion. They both knew it was a fluke, they both knew Blow would be doing something later he did NOT want to do, in the interest of “friendship”. Next week they will play golf and Blow will do the same thing to Schmoe. But they are friends.

This happens in every-day life to non-Congress-affiliated folks. Jenny asks Jill if she is doing the right thing by taking John back as a boyfriend, and Jill says, “sure.. you know he loves you!” (Doesn’t have the nerve to say, “of course not! He’s clearly cheating on you, I even slept with him 2 days ago!”) no way.. so now, Jenny doesn’t know the truth, John carries on being a jerk and gives her herpes or something all because her friend didn’t have the nerve to advise her properly because she was in the wrong, herself. So she lied and came off to oh-so-trusting-and-naive Jenny as being supportive.

What a lame game. Let’s try being honest, for a change, folks.. I for one, am not interested in being lied to, playing the politics game in my friendships, relationships, etc. It’s already hard enough to trust people, why make it ridiculous in the meantime. Who’s really benefiting from it and how can you go around calling yourself anything but a liar if you play these games with people?

It’s a stupid game and it makes me feel like this every time one of my relationships goes down this road:

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Telling someone you love them when you don’t, saying you forgive them when you don’t, saying it’s no problem when it is, etc. these are all ways to help people NOT grow, including yourself. It’s a trap in the insanity of the human soul. We are supposed to be aspiring to improve ourselves and each other. Lend a helping hand, for God’s sake, not a slap to the face, friend.

 

Thanks.

3B

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